cockeyed

adjective

1. 1

   very drunk

2. 2

   turned or twisted toward one side

   a...youth with a gorgeous red necktie all awry"- G.K.Chesterton

   his wig was, as the British say, skew-whiff

3. 3

   incongruous;inviting ridicule

   the absurd excuse that the dog ate his homework

   that's a cockeyed idea